me: OK bitch I give up... you win!
girlontape: I knew you'd be right back! Now, about those gadgets...
me: OMG! You shallow, ungrateful bimbo... I'm outta here!
girlontape: No... wait!! I missed you terribly.
girlontape: And don't think I didn't see you carrying on all over FB you hussy!
me: What are talking about?! I just got back in touch with some friends from high school for chrissake!
girlontape: Please. You're such a sucker for a pretty face.
girlontape: So you do admit you've been flirting behind my back.
me: I can't believe I'm even having this conversation with you! I knew I shouldn't have come back so soon!
girlontape: So that's your answer to everything... just keep running away? Typical.
me: Listen freebird... do you want me around or not? Because I sure as hell can blog, get laid & chew gum at the same time... just don't expect exclusivity, cuz it ain't happening. It's up to you.
girlontape: As long as you keep me in the loop... I guess it's OK.
me: You complete me, girlontape.
girlontape: Tell me something I don't already know. Sisterhood is powerful... and don't you forget it bitch!
me: Word! Here's some dope shit from me to you, check it out:
nunca hemos pasado por buenas.
esa es una batalla perdida de antemano, que jamás nos interesó librar.
nos negamos a ser guerreras de ceño eternamente fruncido y piernas cerradas.
no hay mayor insumisión que la risa y el placer.
somos manada furiosa... somos perras malas.
we've never pretended to be good.
that's a losing battle we have no interest in fighting.
the greatest acts of insubordination are made of laughter & pleasure.
we come in a pack, and we rage... we are badass bitches.
gracias a mi querida turboPerra colombiana por este clip... thanks to my bitch sister in bogotá for this delicious piece of agitGirlProp!