me: Look, girl... i'm gonna have to take off for a while... you're sucking the lifeblood out of me... this isn't right!
girlontape: WTF are you on about? You know you can't live without me.
me: Yes I can... I will!
girlontape: You're such a riot! Anyway look, I've been thinking....
girlontape: Well... just that lately I've been feeling kinda empty... kinda frustrated....
me: What happened?? Is it me... did I do something wrong... have I been neglecting you somehow??
girlontape: It's not you, it's me... but like I said, I've been thinking maybe I should change my design...
me: What? Why? Your look is perfect as is... it's elegant, it's sober yet cool... anyway you're practically a brand now, if not an actual force of nature... people recognize you.... uh-uh. No way. We're not touching the design.
girlontape: I was checking out some of my links, there are some blogs out there that are way more stylish... plus they have more gadgets....
me: So what? Screw gadgets, content is what keeps 'em coming back, you know that... plus I hate cluttering the page... we're here to blog, not to fool around with our accessories...
girlontape: Well, I'm bored. There I've said it.
me: WTF?! What about all your new followers... all your hits? I thought you were happy with me!
girlontape: So what? What does any of it mean? Since you're leaving me anyway.
me: I'm not leaving you, silly... I just think we should take a little break that's all...
girlontape: Hey believe me, I could use a vacation too. However, I don't throw it in your face like some around here do.
girlontape: Like "you're sucking the lifeblood out of me"... Go ahead, do it! Just go! Go live your life and let me live mine!
me: OK, but please don't get mad... you know I love you, right?
girlontape: Whatever. And if I catch you whoring around FB you'll never hear the end of it.
me: Look, FB ain't easy... you know I do it all for you... I send you all the groupies... didn't you see my status message today?
girlontape: Those who love me will follow girlontape. Very clever... but what's it all for? Since you're on your way out anyway.
me: I am NOT leaving you! I just need to tune out for a bit. Can't you understand that?
girlontape: I've heard it all before....
me: No, I'VE heard it all before. You know I ain't playing you babe... So I'll see you in a couple of weeks?
girlontape: You mean days.
me: Very funny. Hey listen... it's your favorite band in the universe forever!
girlontape: You mean YOUR favorite band. You could have spared me the downer track... but while we're at it... listen to this! And remember I'm a free bird... and this bird you cannot tame!!