& then they wonder why i wish i were gay

some guy: Such a pleasure chatting with yr friend so-and-so...it's so rare to meet a woman you can have a real conversation with you know what I mean?

girlontape: Not really, since I only surround myself with people who know how to converse.

some guy: So you mostly surround yourself with men.

girlontape: Excuse me?

some guy: Well since you can't have an intelligent exchange with women...in general I mean...as I'm sure you must agree...

girlontape: Abetterworldispossible abetterworldispossible abetterworldispossible