sunday skype

mermaid
11:54 AM
so sad how retarded these boys are

chris
11:54 AM
ugh

mermaid
11:54 AM
why are they this way christopher
WHY

chris
11:54 AM
they have a penis

mermaid
11:54 AM
i like penis
why can't they be happy about that
do you know?

chris
11:54 AM
what's your question?
why are men pigs?

mermaid
11:54 AM
why cant they deal with it when you actually want to fuck their brains out

chris
11:55 AM
they want what they can't have

mermaid
11:55 AM
omg
everyone says that...

chris
11:55 AM
you have to remain unobtainable

mermaid
11:55 AM
...so it must be true.

chris
11:55 AM
yeah, it's true
as soon as you're in the bag...it's OVA

mermaid
11:55 AM
so basically girls dont get to have fun...

chris
11:55 AM
unless you stumble upon an emotionally evolved member of the male species...

mermaid
11:55 AM
...cuz they're too busy saying NO.

chris
11:55 AM
...who's looking for more in life than just a piece of ass
and an ego stroke.

mermaid
11:55 AM
all i want is a piece of ass
and when i really like it, i want more
why cant i have more

chris
11:55 AM
you'll get more by pretending you don't want more
then relenting in the end
so boringggg
11:56 AM
however...if you're gay
you can want all you want
and get all you want

mermaid
11:56 AM
omg
i so wish i were gay
i keep repeating it like a mantra
its not fair
you should see how they throw themselves at me

chris
11:56 AM
i know. sorry honey

mermaid
11:56 AM
rabid wolves. in packs

chris
11:56 AM
i can just imagine

mermaid
11:56 AM
its a bittersweet symphony this life
etc etc
i hate them ALL
including the 0.00001% who turn me on

chris
11:56 AM
try to want what you have and not what you don't have.
apparently that's the secret to happiness
whatEVA

mermaid
11:56 AM
such a crying shame...this sexy body & kinky mind of mine going to waste...

chris
11:56 AM
you have to be a psychobitch
it's the only language they understand

mermaid
11:57 AM
everyone tells me that :(

chris
11:57 AM
when are you coming to see me?
i'm moving to ibiza for the summer

mermaid
11:57 AM
omg
i've been dying to go to ibiza

chris
11:57 AM
so get your ass over here
you're only like ten years overdue
i'll line up some boytoys for you

mermaid
11:57 AM
i'd like them well-hung tattooed & quiet please

chris
11:57 AM
your wish is my command

mermaid
11:57 AM
finally, someone who understands.
ibiza here i come
besoooo

chris
11:57 AM
big love. xxxxxxxxxxxx

9 comments:

Ferdinand said...

loving till it hurts and deep complicity. there's nothing else to reach on life. ah, children.
on the other, who thinks to be a "man" or a "woman" sucks. i'm just my name.

girlontape said...

loving til it hurts only got me betrayed, childless & poor dear Ferdinand

Ferdinand said...

hold on Yoko, you're gonna win the fight

girlontape said...

what fight? i just wanna get laid. which apparently is verboten, cuz i'm not enough of a bitch

Ferdinand said...

well, i'm so sorry, it was not the right word. i just ment something obvious and stupid. me too, i wanna get laid and feel that life is more than helpless

girlontape said...

everyone wants the same thing, except you have to pretend the opposite JODIDO

Lindsey said...

Are you telling me that I have to start Skyping now? hahaha! You are so beautifully complicated.

girlontape said...

only if you want to LEL..... :)

William Wren said...

this is a masterpiece dialogue