sunday skype

mermaid
11:54 AM
so sad how retarded these boys are

chris
11:54 AM
ugh

mermaid
11:54 AM
why are they this way christopher
WHY

chris
11:54 AM
they have a penis

mermaid
11:54 AM
i like penis
why can't they be happy about that
do you know?

chris
11:54 AM
what's your question?
why are men pigs?

mermaid
11:54 AM
why cant they deal with it when you actually want to fuck their brains out

chris
11:55 AM
they want what they can't have

mermaid
11:55 AM
omg
everyone says that...

chris
11:55 AM
you have to remain unobtainable

mermaid
11:55 AM
...so it must be true.

chris
11:55 AM
yeah, it's true
as soon as you're in the bag...it's OVA

mermaid
11:55 AM
so basically girls dont get to have fun...

chris
11:55 AM
unless you stumble upon an emotionally evolved member of the male species...

mermaid
11:55 AM
...cuz they're too busy saying NO.

chris
11:55 AM
...who's looking for more in life than just a piece of ass
and an ego stroke.

mermaid
11:55 AM
all i want is a piece of ass
and when i really like it, i want more
why cant i have more

chris
11:55 AM
you'll get more by pretending you don't want more
then relenting in the end
so boringggg
11:56 AM
however...if you're gay
you can want all you want
and get all you want

mermaid
11:56 AM
omg
i so wish i were gay
i keep repeating it like a mantra
its not fair
you should see how they throw themselves at me

chris
11:56 AM
i know. sorry honey

mermaid
11:56 AM
rabid wolves. in packs

chris
11:56 AM
i can just imagine

mermaid
11:56 AM
its a bittersweet symphony this life
etc etc
i hate them ALL
including the 0.00001% who turn me on

chris
11:56 AM
try to want what you have and not what you don't have.
apparently that's the secret to happiness
whatEVA

mermaid
11:56 AM
such a crying shame...this sexy body & kinky mind of mine going to waste...

chris
11:56 AM
you have to be a psychobitch
it's the only language they understand

mermaid
11:57 AM
everyone tells me that :(

chris
11:57 AM
when are you coming to see me?
i'm moving to ibiza for the summer

mermaid
11:57 AM
omg
i've been dying to go to ibiza

chris
11:57 AM
so get your ass over here
you're only like ten years overdue
i'll line up some boytoys for you

mermaid
11:57 AM
i'd like them well-hung tattooed & quiet please

chris
11:57 AM
your wish is my command

mermaid
11:57 AM
finally, someone who understands.
ibiza here i come
besoooo

chris
11:57 AM
big love. xxxxxxxxxxxx