we cheated ourselves, like we knew we would

EXT. RANDOM BAR SOMEWHERE IN TRASTEVERE - NIGHT

KAT

(gazing sadly at her iphone)

Why isn't he calling?

STEF

Because he loves you, and the girl from last night, and the one he's meeting tomorrow...

KAT

But it was so good! He can't possibly feel the same way about anyone else.

STEF

I'm sure he's thinking of you in the final throes.

KAT

OMG! Look over there.

STEF

You mean the ladyboy?

KAT

Those hands... that skin...

STEF

That beard - yuck!

KAT

I want him.

STEF

Soon you'll be crying for him on the kitchen floor.

KAT

These Bloody Marys are so strong.

STEF

But not stronger that us.

KAT

I feel like Amy died when we were in the Pantheon.

STEF

While we were looking up at the sky through the circle in the ceiling -

KAT

And all the tourists disappeared.

STEF

I know. I felt it too.