players only love you when they're playing

electronic pussy sucker: I said push the green button not the red button you dumb bitch!
un experto: no hay tortas, sólo heteros mal garchadas
un boomerang: estoy saliendo con alguien, ¿puedo pasar?
uno con huevos: no cuentes que te metí cuernos y me fui el día de tu cumple, quedo mal
el indec: la inflación de julio fue 0,4%
unos precavidos: nunca cojo sin forro...bueno, solo con chicas sanas
el boomerang bis: volví con mi ex, ¿puedo verte?
otro experto: las mujeres son todas putas por naturaleza
gnr: I used to love her, but I had to kill her

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electronic pussy sucker: I said push the green button not the red button you dumb bitch!
an expert: dykes are just heteros who didn't get laid by the right guy
the smooth operator: I'm seeing someone, can I come over?
a stand-up guy: don't tell everyone I cheated and left you on your birthday, it makes me look bad
run dmc: these girls are really sleazy, all they say is please me
the bet hedger: sex without a condom? only with nice girls
another smooth operator: I got back together with my ex, can I come over?
another expert: women are all whores by nature
gnr: I used to love her, but I had to kill her