Laika: When people show you who they are, believe them.
Stef: Did you just make that up?
Laika: It's Maya Angelou, silly.
Stef: Oh - right. But, the thing is... I Love Him!
Laika: Well he doesn't love you, he only loves what you give him.
Laika: Mina, of course.
Stef: Damn, girl. You're a regular treasure trove of quotations.
Laika: I can do it in Italian too, watch. Per lui non conta quello che sei, ma soltanto cosa gli daaaaiiii....
Stef: OK I get it - I get it! ***snif***
Laika: Maledetto il sesso, che picchia così forteeeee....
Stef: For god's sake shut up before my head explodes!
Laika: The road to sex is paved with good intentions.
Stef: Who said that??
Laika: You did. Remember? Way back in '86... you were standing in the kitchen at a party in Allston and suddenly, it came to you. And Joey was standing right there with you and he laughed.
Stef: Joey...Joey! What a monster he turned out to be.
Laika: Don't they all. Wanna go for a walk? I'm sure it'll make you feel better!
Stef: I'm beat...whatever you say.