Alexandra: Feed a spirit, starve an ego.
Laura: I own a miniature model of the Costa Concordia – why?!
Laura’s friend: Tilt it, it’ll look more realistic.
Rob: Our relationship was like a Lou Reed song. Waves of
Fear, or The Heroine.
An Argie health minister: She’s an 11-year-old rape victim,
and she wants an abortion? Niet! Nature is wise…if she ovulated, she can handle a pregnancy.
Liz:
If I don’t think he’ll be good enough for me in the future, why do I think he’s
good enough for me now?
Cameron:
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Stef: Attempted pick-up by crashing bore at the club where I work: "I'd really love to know what's inside that head of yours... I'm sure there's something."
Stef: Attempted pick-up by crashing bore at the club where I work: "I'd really love to know what's inside that head of yours... I'm sure there's something."
Jesse: Curiouser and curiouser…
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