her readers sometimes imagine that girlontape...

• is a real person

• parties like a rockstar four times a week

• has hundreds of lovers

• is a jetsetter

• is dying to date me, i can tell by the pictures

• likes it when perfect strangers come up to her in public and say "hi!"

• is a ruthless maneater, watch out she's gonna steal your honey

• is a femme fatale forever leaving a trail of broken hearts, never her own

• needs a wo/man like me at her side, if only i could convince her

• is such a nice person, i'm sure if we met we'd so hit it off

• is a stuck-up psychobitch, can't fathom why i bother to visit this blog, plus she's so skinny & happy, omg i hate her so much

• needs me to save her soul, unfortunately she insists on ignoring me, i pray for her anyway

• knows i'm the only one who really gets her, i can tell by the way she replies to my comments

• is going to give me all her shoes

• fantasizes about me as much as i do about her